Διασκεδάστε και μ' αυτό...
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Ε όχι και «Boomer», κ. Δαεμάνε! Καρατσεκαρισμένα μιλένιαλ και έχω μόνο 5 βαθμούς στους 20.
(Αντί «Blockbuster» βάζουμε οποιοδήποτε άλλο βιντεοκλάμπ, βέβαια.)
(Αντί «Blockbuster» βάζουμε οποιοδήποτε άλλο βιντεοκλάμπ, βέβαια.)
Πολύ εφευρετική μέθοδος, αλλά γιατί γράφει στον πίνακα "12 Οκτώβριος";
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Μακάρι να 'ξερα. Πάντως, επειδή κάτι τέτοια τα έχω δει και σε σχολεία εδώ, δεν θα με εξέπληττε αν ήταν σχολείο του εξωτερικού.
I think these would make interpreting sound checks much more interesting.
1) Instead of just saying "hello" or something boring, hum different bits of the Mission Impossible theme into the mic.
2) Impressions.
3) Try out bird calls.
4) Sing a folk song badly.
5) Fake having a deep conversation with someone else while "accidentally" leaving your mic on. Say something like "the doctor said it's my own fault for running so hard into that bush" or "look, I've told Bill Gates that seven million isn't enough" or the ever funny "yep, that's three rolls of tape, a hazmat suit, and 27 kgs of sausages. What do you mean they're frozen?"
1) Instead of just saying "hello" or something boring, hum different bits of the Mission Impossible theme into the mic.
2) Impressions.
3) Try out bird calls.
4) Sing a folk song badly.
5) Fake having a deep conversation with someone else while "accidentally" leaving your mic on. Say something like "the doctor said it's my own fault for running so hard into that bush" or "look, I've told Bill Gates that seven million isn't enough" or the ever funny "yep, that's three rolls of tape, a hazmat suit, and 27 kgs of sausages. What do you mean they're frozen?"
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9 of the Most WTF Deaths in Literature
Κρατάω ιδίως αυτό:As you’ve probably gathered, people can die of just about anything in classic literature. Random bear? Sure! Eating candles? Of course! Absolutely nothing? Why not!
In Bleak House by Charles Dickens, a character named Krook (a miserly old landlord who is constantly drunk and owns a very mean cat) spontaneously combusts completely out of nowhere, which is notable not just because it’s bizarre but also because of the controversy it caused back in 1852 when the work was published.
Charles Dickens was staunchly convinced that spontaneous combustion was possible and had been the cause of death for many; nineteenth-century scientists said otherwise, and were exasperated by Dickens’ attempts to legitimize it. Dickens even got into a ten month-long feud with George Lewes (a critic and philosopher, and George Eliot’s lover) over the whole thing.
Κι ελπίζω να μην είναι ράδιο αρβύλα τα τρίβια...
Από παλιά:
- Charles Brockden Brown's 1798 novel Wieland: or, The Transformation: An American Tale features the death of the Wieland family's patriarch via spontaneous human combustion during prayer within his property's temple.[36]
- In the novel Redburn by Herman Melville published in 1849, a sailor, Miguel Saveda, is consumed by "animal combustion" while in a drunken stupor on the return voyage from Liverpool to New York.[37]
- In the novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens, the character Mr. Krook dies of spontaneous combustion at the end of Part X. Dickens researched the details of a number of contemporary accounts of spontaneous human combustion before writing that part of the novel and, after receiving criticism from a scientist friend suggesting he was perpetuating a "vulgar error", cites some of these cases in Part XI and again in the preface to the one-volume edition.[38] The death of Mr. Krook has been described as "the most famous case in literature" of spontaneous human combustion.
Αλλά είχα ακούσει για την αυτανάφλεξη ανθρώπου πολύ πριν τη Wikipedia, το πιθανότερο από λογοτεχνία (μάλλον pulp, του συρμού) και ταινίες.
Εγώ πρέπει να έμαθα την έννοια από τα X-Files… Βλέπω ότι τα έχει στη λίστα.
Το ότι κανένας από τους δύο παίκτες δεν ήξερε τι είναι τα κρητικά στιβάνια (ή να αναγραμματίσει τον γρίφο για να βρει τη σωστή απάντηση) δεν θα το σχολιάσω. Τα παιχνίδια όμως που μπορεί να παίξει ο (τυχαίος ; ) αναγραμματισμός δεν μπορώ να μη τα σχολιάσω — εικονογραφικά έστω. 
Χμμμ… Κι εγώ μπορεί να μη θυμόμουν τι είναι τα στιβάνια αν δεν ήξερα την ιταλική λέξη για τις μπότες, stivali, της οποίας αποτελεί παραλλαγή η κρητική ονομασία. (Όπως γίνεται συχνά σε τέτοιες περιπτώσεις, πήραμε τον πληθυντικό και τον κάναμε ενικό. Άλλο παράδειγμα: τα σκαρπίνια.)
Ίσως κάνω λάθος, αλλά δεν νομίζω ότι το λεξιλόγιο των παραδοσιακών φορεσιών είναι και τόσο γνωστό στις μέρες μας — ιδίως όταν δεν αφορά τον τόπο καταγωγής του καθενός. Πόσοι άραγε ξέρουν τι είναι η πατούνα, η τραχηλιά, το σαγιάδι, το αντερί, το κοντογούνι ή, για να θυμηθούμε τη θεματική της φωτογραφίας, η μπροστομούνα;
Η επόμενη ψευδοαισχρολογία προέρχεται από τον Τροχό της τύχης, ένα ακόμα παιχνίδι που χρησιμοποιώντας κεφαλαία στους γρίφους θα έπρεπε να προσέχει περισσότερο τι γράφεται στην οθόνη. Ο παίκτης αποφάσισε να λύσει τον γρίφο σε αυτό το σημείο και ευτυχώς τόνισε σωστά τις λέξεις, αλλά έκανε τραγική επιλογή για την τελευταία, οπότε μπορούμε να υποψιαστούμε τι ψιθύρισε επιστρέφοντας στη θέση του. 
SIX WOMEN IN A PENIS SHOT INTO THE SKY
Six women dressed in sexy blue,
Bezos’s super qualified space crew.
Millions spent for a few moments in the sky,
The question here is WTF and why?
What did this publicity stunt prove?
Most of the public disapprove.
Not that it matters much,
These people are so out of touch.
Did their hair stay in place,
I notice that he covered every race,
This shows what a great man he is
These glam shots are good for biz
Up they went and down they came
Nothing gained by this expensive game?
Katy kissed the earth on her return
What did they see, what did they learn?
Real astronauts train for years,
Without applause or cheers.
Years of study in tech college,
Accumulating a wealth of knowledge.
They don’t tease and flirt on the edge of space,
They venture forth with courage and grace
To the moon and beyond with a plan.
Not mere shallow mannequins in a can
Meanwhile Amazon workers piss in jars
As they labor under invisible stars
To finance this giant penis in the sky
As the entire world wonders why?
https://www.facebook.com/paul.watso...9bj46jSMWD2tkEtV4VWgYhkDi2gUcZkhgs4fPtZPSfV8l
Six women dressed in sexy blue,
Bezos’s super qualified space crew.
Millions spent for a few moments in the sky,
The question here is WTF and why?
What did this publicity stunt prove?
Most of the public disapprove.
Not that it matters much,
These people are so out of touch.
Did their hair stay in place,
I notice that he covered every race,
This shows what a great man he is
These glam shots are good for biz
Up they went and down they came
Nothing gained by this expensive game?
Katy kissed the earth on her return
What did they see, what did they learn?
Real astronauts train for years,
Without applause or cheers.
Years of study in tech college,
Accumulating a wealth of knowledge.
They don’t tease and flirt on the edge of space,
They venture forth with courage and grace
To the moon and beyond with a plan.
Not mere shallow mannequins in a can
Meanwhile Amazon workers piss in jars
As they labor under invisible stars
To finance this giant penis in the sky
As the entire world wonders why?
https://www.facebook.com/paul.watso...9bj46jSMWD2tkEtV4VWgYhkDi2gUcZkhgs4fPtZPSfV8l
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