This funny thing landed in my email
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O Γιάννης Μαρίνος (δεν έχω πρόσβαση) αναφέρεται (με ελαφρά καθυστέρηση...) σ' αυτό, με ονομαστική αναφορά στη Λεξιλογία.
Γιά κοίτα τι διακινούμε και ούτε τα θυμόμαστε...
Μου εστάλη μέσω Διαδικτύου, διακινούμενο από την ιστοσελίδα www.legilogia.gr, ως μια επίκαιρη εκλαϊκευτική εξήγηση για την οικονομική κρίση, που μπορούμε έτσι όλοι ευκολότερα να καταλάβουμε αλλά και για να κατανοήσουμε πόσο δύσκολα θα βγούμε:
[Ακολουθεί το κείμενο αυτού του μηνύματος από το 2010:
http://lexilogia.gr/forum/showthrea...nded-in-my-email&p=67460&viewfull=1#post67460 ]
Και ο Γ. Μαρίνος καταλήγει:
Καταλάβατε τώρα πώς ήλθε η παρ' ολίγον πτώχευση; Δεν πληρώνω - δεν πληρώνω, ασυγκράτητος δανεισμός, καταναλωτισμός και ασωτία χάρη στα δανεικά (λεφτά υπάρχουν), εκμετάλλευση της ανοησίας μας από τους κερδοσκόπους με τα κάθε είδους ομόλογα και τελικά ανώμαλη προσγείωση στην ανελέητη λιτότητα. Περαστικά μας.
Μου εστάλη μέσω Διαδικτύου, διακινούμενο από την ιστοσελίδα www.legilogia.gr, ως μια επίκαιρη εκλαϊκευτική εξήγηση για την οικονομική κρίση, που μπορούμε έτσι όλοι ευκολότερα να καταλάβουμε αλλά και για να κατανοήσουμε πόσο δύσκολα θα βγούμε:
[Ακολουθεί το κείμενο αυτού του μηνύματος από το 2010:
http://lexilogia.gr/forum/showthrea...nded-in-my-email&p=67460&viewfull=1#post67460 ]
Και ο Γ. Μαρίνος καταλήγει:
Καταλάβατε τώρα πώς ήλθε η παρ' ολίγον πτώχευση; Δεν πληρώνω - δεν πληρώνω, ασυγκράτητος δανεισμός, καταναλωτισμός και ασωτία χάρη στα δανεικά (λεφτά υπάρχουν), εκμετάλλευση της ανοησίας μας από τους κερδοσκόπους με τα κάθε είδους ομόλογα και τελικά ανώμαλη προσγείωση στην ανελέητη λιτότητα. Περαστικά μας.
Όποιος θέλει να μας βρει, μας έχει βρει.
— Κομφούζιος
Απλό. Όποιος έχει συνδρομή μπορεί να γράψει ένα σχολιάκι από κάτω:
Μια παράκληση να διορθωθεί η αναφορά στο γλωσσικό και μεταφραστικό φόρουμ της Λεξιλογίας σε leχilogia.gr.
Η «απλή εξήγηση» βρίσκεται εκεί: http://lexilogia.gr/forum/showthread.php?72&p=67460&viewfull=1#post67460
Ευχαριστούμε.
Οι Λεξιλόγοι
Legilogia?
Confusion says: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
In Greek, nuts he will find.
19. For sci-fun fans, like a pangalactic gargleblaster.
For religious people, like the Holy Spirit. 38. 19 needs a chaser.
44. http://lexilogia.gr/forum/showthrea...pipette-filler-EN-pipet-filler-US-EN-poire-FR
48. http://lexilogia.gr/forum/showthrea...αι-για-κλάματα&p=221117&viewfull=1#post221117
Χρωστώ χάρη του φίλου που το 'στειλε. Ακόμα γελώ.
...
Didn't exactly land in my email...
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Alpocalypse) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
You say we gotta treasure each moment
Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
Yeah you keep on tellin' me life is short
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
But if time is so precious why're you wastin' mine?
'Cause I'm always reading
Always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
Every stupid hoax
All those corny jokes
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Well I don't need tons of cringe-inducing puns
Stop forwarding that crap to me
No, it isn't ok if you brighten my day
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
And I didn't request a personality test
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Ahhh
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
to: every single person you know
You're passin' round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
That everybody else already saw three years ago
And wacky, badly Photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to: me
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes someone'll point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
Please stop forwarding: that crap to me
Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
Won't you kindly refrain 'cause it's hurting my brain
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that?
And by the way, your "quotes from George Carlin" aren't really George Carlin
Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her letter along
Well, now I know you're wishin'
I'll sign your petition
But stop forwarding: that crap to me
And I don't want to read your series
Of conspiracy theories
Just stop forwarding: that crap to me
And your two million loser friends
All have my address now
'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC
Now I've gotta insist
Take me off of your list
Stop forwarding:
that crap to me
(Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me)
Just stop it now
Oh no
(Stop forwarding that crap to me) [repeats]
I can't take it
Aw please
You gotta stop
Right now
I'm not kidding
At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now
to stop
Sending me that
crap
Stop forwarding that crap
To: Me
Didn't exactly land in my email...
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Alpocalypse) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
You say we gotta treasure each moment
Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
Yeah you keep on tellin' me life is short
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
But if time is so precious why're you wastin' mine?
'Cause I'm always reading
Always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
Every stupid hoax
All those corny jokes
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Well I don't need tons of cringe-inducing puns
Stop forwarding that crap to me
No, it isn't ok if you brighten my day
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
And I didn't request a personality test
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Ahhh
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
to: every single person you know
You're passin' round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
That everybody else already saw three years ago
And wacky, badly Photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to: me
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes someone'll point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
Please stop forwarding: that crap to me
Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
Won't you kindly refrain 'cause it's hurting my brain
Stop forwarding: that crap to me
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that?
And by the way, your "quotes from George Carlin" aren't really George Carlin
Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her letter along
Well, now I know you're wishin'
I'll sign your petition
But stop forwarding: that crap to me
And I don't want to read your series
Of conspiracy theories
Just stop forwarding: that crap to me
And your two million loser friends
All have my address now
'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC
Now I've gotta insist
Take me off of your list
Stop forwarding:
that crap to me
(Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me)
Just stop it now
Oh no
(Stop forwarding that crap to me) [repeats]
I can't take it
Aw please
You gotta stop
Right now
I'm not kidding
At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now
to stop
Sending me that
crap
Stop forwarding that crap
To: Me
...
Όχι ακριβώς αστείο αλλά γέλιο έχει πάντως:
https://voxy.com/blog/index.php/2012/04/laughter-internet-languages/
Αχαχούχα.
Όχι ακριβώς αστείο αλλά γέλιο έχει πάντως:
https://voxy.com/blog/index.php/2012/04/laughter-internet-languages/
- Greek - "χα χα", "χι χι", "χε χε", "χο χο", "ουχουχού", "ουαχαχά", "μουάχαχα"
Αχαχούχα.
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