unobtainium

[nickel]

Τι να πω! Better a boron than a moron...

 

[pontios]

Unobtainium, Governmentium, Administratium ... what a load of balonium.

Amazing what some people come up with to escape their tedium and relieve their insomnium.

Noun[edit]​

balonium (uncountable)

1. A fictional chemical element.

a load of bologna

Definition of a load of bologna in the Idioms Dictionary by The Free Dictionary

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[AoratiMelani]

Παλιό αλλά καλό, και ανήκει στην ίδια ομάδα του περιοδικού συστήματος με το αντμινιστράτιο που αναφέρεται παραπάνω:

New Element Discovered

The fire at Los Alamos has had one significant consequence. A secret scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose security systems were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to the public last weekend.

Actually it reveals nothing that we didn’t already suspect. But it does show that besides arsenic, lead, mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely deadly and pervasive element is known to exist.

This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50 years. The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. [...]

Μας ξέφυγε αυτό την Πρωταπριλιά...

 

[cougr]

Τι να πω! Better a boron than a moron...

Προσοχή: Ακατάλληλο λεκτικό υλικό για ανηλίκους
But hardon takes the cake!

*Takes the cake
informal: to win the prize, to rank first