Hi, I have an unthreatening regional accent. On May 31st, the government will ask you to vote on the Fiscal Stability Treaty. This impartial video has been produced to help you make an informed decision. What the fuck is your problem? Do you know what's going to happen, if you vote NO? Have you ever seen Mad Max, have you? Have you ever been to Longford? Do you want to get us kicked out of the EU — is that what youse is at? Do you want to go back to being a black speck of TB in the lungs of Europe? (or on the long zero?) because that will be the end of it, boy.
"No more Aldi, no more Lidl, no more Papa, no more Nicole, and that suave f....k of the kerrygold ads will be out of the door like someone's...p s t n s..b t r...It will be paedophile priests in Aran sweaters drinking cuddle out of your potholes till the end of your days. And I am not exaggerating, there'll be AIDS pouring out of the ATMs if your bog brains vote against this!
......you muppets (or muffets?)