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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed . Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." 
Lyndon B. Johnson 
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning 
"24  hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L.  Mencken 
"When  we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all  get drunk and go to heaven!" 
George Bernard  Shaw 
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin  Franklin 
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." 
Dave Barry 
 
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C.  Fields 
Remember  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey 
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a  can!
Leo Durocher 
και το κορυφαίο:
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory"  to his buddy Norm: 
 "Well,  ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the  slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest  ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the  herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps  improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.